29 March 2026

Night Check

We couldn’t sleep. Again. As usual.

Might as well go check cows. No point in laying here not sleeping as long as we’re also calving.

It was warm, for an early morning in March. Above freezing. The sun was starting to peak over the horizon. Summer is nearly here, getting light so early. But not quite light enough to be able to see the cows clearly. We brought along lights anyway.

Nothing new in the heifer pen. Just cows laying around sleeping or chewing their cud.

One cow looking like she’s getting ready to start in the cow pen. A lot more to check here. Bigger pen, more cows. A calf born yesterday here. A cow standing around there. A cow laying down that gets up as we go by. Some are more nervous than others about us walking through. A pile of poop behind her as she stands. Cows can build mountains of poop if they lay in one spot long. Eating, chewing, pooping, and the mountain grows.

But. This pile was wet. Slimy. It reflected back the glow of our lights in sparkles. It was a calf! They can be hard to tell from the poop sometimes. A brand new calf. She must have had him seconds before we walked through and the cow hadn’t gotten up yet. Now she was up and she wasn’t cheerful.

In the quick flash of our light over her ear tag I recognized her. Number 2 317. The heifer to commemorate 317s 10th year. 317 was a good cow, but never a quiet cow. Although she is settling with age her calves are getting crazier each year. The last one I didn’t keep, not even as much as I love the cow. The heifer was crashing into fences and on the fight just from the light pressure of me sorting as I chose heifers. The others stood quietly and calm.

The shine pool of calf laid there on the ground still and unmoving. The cow bellered relentlessly pacing around it. Upset by the lights. Upset we were there. I wanted to bad to make sure the calf was alive. That the bag was off his nose and he could breath. That his neck wasn’t kinked causing him to suffocate under his own weight. The cow made it clear that wasn’t happening.

Lights off I moved for a better view. Again and again, trying to see some sign he was alive. Trying to stay far enough away not to be eaten. Finally the glow of his eyes reflecting back at me flashed. He had blinked. Then again. He was alive. We were not sticking around.

In the far corner another new calf. This one older, up and moving around. A white spot marked his forehead. Moving a bit too much. Spooked by us he jumped and crashed into the fence with a resounding clang. His mom bellered. The cow behind us with the new calf bellered. The white face calf bolted crashed into the fence again. His mom took after him in coyote mode. We were in the middle. In the dark, mostly. A cow on each side screaming loudly.

I admit to cowering against my husband. In the flash of lights through the dark, noise and commotion from each side and not sure if there was a threat or where it would come from it was hard to figure out where to run too.

He took my hand and walked calmly forward. The white face calf stopped bouncing off the fences. 2 317 stayed over her calf calling frantically for him to get up. We walked through the rest of the cows quietly. Most of them seeing no reason to rise from their comfortable positions.

I swung over to make sure 2 317’s calf was alive. He had his head up and was starting to come alive. We would very happily leave her in peace.

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21 March 2026

Tagging Calves

I paused in the near darkness to make a phone call. One of the heifers had calved. Could she write up an ear tag? I’d be there in a couple minutes to pick her up and we could tag the calf before it got big enough to be really hard to catch. As opposed to just hard to catch.

By the time I got back to the house on the 4wheeler she was out the door and ready to go. She had brought along the tag for the cow who tagged yesterday. The one we hadn’t managed to get to yet. Did I want to tag that one while we were at it?

I did. And I appreciated not only her help, but her willingness. Barely even a teenager yet and she is making an hand. She is great assistance at tagging calves. She is every bit as good when pulling calves or working cows. She’s game. Happy to give it a try whatever ‘it’ might be.

As the sun sat further and evening faded to night we got the heifers calf tagged. As heifers usually are she was sweet, stupid. The calf was young and small enough still that we got its new earring in without too much difficulty.

It’s amazing how much difference one days growth can make. The other calf had been born out on cornstalks the day before and brought in to the relative safety of the corrals, but never tagged. He was up and running. His very protective mother right behind. Dark enough that it was getting difficult to tell the difference between black cow and black calf, we got the calf cornered against the fence and I jumped off to grab a hind leg. One of the drawbacks to being a woman is the lack of a man’s strength. I am not capable of holding the calf with one hand and effortlessly squeezing the tagger with the other.

Luckily I am a woman. A woman with a very handy daughter.

With the calf by one leg and the cow nose to nose with me I drug him back to the 4wheeler. Here. Grab his leg!

It isn’t covered in poop is it? There’s only so much she’s game for and poop isn’t among those things.

No, there’s no poop I assured her. Shw grabbed the leg, holding the calf there along side the 4wheeler. It is nice to have a safe-ish place nearby to jump for if the cow wants to get a little too friendly. She held tight with one hand and waved the paddle in the cows face with the other. I stepped forward to grab the ear, my knee pressed firmly into his back end. I felt the wetness soaking through to my thigh. There might not have been any poop on the leg, but that didn’t mean there wasn’t any anywhere else.

With two hands free because I didn’t have to hold the calf the tagging was accomplished quickly and easily. The calf was quiet. The cow didn’t eat us. The sky was almost fully dark. Sitting on the 4wheeler behind me she told me I stunk of calf poo. She tried to stay back far enough not to touch me. But she knew she had done a good evenings work. She knows she’s good at this cow stuff. Hopefully she’ll be around to help me tag many more calves. It sure does make life easier.

16 March 2026

Second Calf

We had the second calf of the year born this morning. I was scared walking out there and seeing a tiny calf standing alone. It was 6 degrees when I left the house.

But the calf was fine! Up and had nursed already. Heifers are so bad at being moms, but not this one. She had licked him up and let him nurse. The things that kept him alive in the cold weather. The other heifers hadn’t hurt him in their curiosity. It was all good.

I walked them both up to the front corrals after feeding. Brisket and Fatty needed some company. It isn’t good for cow or calf to be all alone.

The problem with these early calves and heifers is that I have no where to go with them. It would be nice to have them out of the close corrals, out of the way. But, heifers aren’t good at being moms. They might care for their calves, let them nurse and watch after them.

But, coyotes are awful. They will eat a young calf alive. Literally. Start chewing from the back end until the calf eventually bleeds out. It takes awhile. Heifers aren’t great at keeping an eye on their calves and protecting them. Especially when there are only two of them.

So I will hold them up close to the buildings where they should be safe. Safer at least. Until I have many more calves and hopefully an older cow or two. Then they can go to the farther out corrals.

Calving will be starting in earnest in the next couple weeks. They wont have to stay up here too long.

I tried really hard to get pictures of Fatty next to the new calf, 424 if we want names. He is so much bigger already than she is. And he’s still small. A much more normally ‘small’ calf. My old Jersey bull, Oak, threw really nice, nearly perfect, heifer calves. Small, energetic, would hop up on their own and be off running within an hour. Too bad he decided he wanted to eat people.

Fatty at a week old is still much smaller than this brand new, couple hour old, calf. I tried really hard to get picture of them next to each other but their moms were not happy about them visiting or about me being there trying to get pictures.

 

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11 March 2026

Brisket

Could it be that this is actually going to work out? That happens so seldom that it seems unlikely. But it is going good so far.
Brisket lost her calf yesterday morning. No idea what happened, but, these things do happen. Especially with heifers.
With the prices I’ve been hearing about for bottle calves this year I had no intention of getting her a new calf. It was just left to decide if she was going to be run open for a year or sold.
But, I couldn’t resist looking around. Seeing if there was something out there. It happens sometimes. I checked with the lady I often have bought calves from in the past. The one Brisket came from actually. She didn’t have anything. I checked the facebook bottle calf pages. They seem to be gone. It is only surprising that it took this long for facebook to get rid of them. This no animal sales rule is stupid and obnoxious.
Then I checked a local sale barn. They had just made a post saying a calf would be selling. So I called and asked to be called when she went through.
When the call came I was in Walmart. Standing there in a random aisle I bought a calf over the phone sight unseen. The guy on the other end said she was healthy. A twin born yesterday. And she was small. Wow was she small. Possibly because of the size, maybe I just got lucky, she sold cheap.
When I finally got there, over an hour the other direction with a stop in the middle to put away groceries and get a vehicle to haul her in, wow was she small.
I carried her through the parking lot to the pickup and wasn’t winded. She weighs less than a bag of grain. Less than the 40 pound bags of dog food even. Surely she isn’t under 40 pounds?!
So tiny but so vigorous and determined. I love those tiny calves that jump up and are off running from the first. Brisket’s bag was hard and tight. I fought for the first stream of milk. Brisket did not kick my hand off. Then the calf went to it. And stayed to it. I was still sitting there supervising them in the chute a half hour later. Finally I pulled her off fearing she’d make herself sick eating too much.
Brisket wasn’t thrilled with the whole thing but didn’t fight much. She’s such a good quiet cow. Just sweet all the way around. Surprising for such a high strung cow.
Once the kids got home we turned the calf back in with Brisket. Brisket said no. She kicked her off and was not willing to let her nurse. Back into the chute it was. For another extended period. How can such a tiny calf drink SO MUCH?
Then we separated them again for the night.
Cows will not just let a calf nurse. They will let their calf who smells like them nurse. There are many different ways to adopt a calf onto a cow but the one I’ve always preferred was to let the calf nurse until they poop out the smell of that cow. Then the cow will smell it and think it’s their calf. That’s why we need to use the chute, to hold the cow still so the calf can nurse. We keep them separate then so the cow can’t smell the calf and know it’s not hers and so the calf doesn’t get hurt trying to nurse. Cows kick hard and don’t care if they hurt a baby.
I checked this morning early. The calf was sleeping happily in her little pen next to Brisket.
We went out to feed a couple hours later. The kids and I had been discussing how we would proceed. My daughter came back in to inform me that the calf was in the pen with Brisket and nursing happily.
She must have squeezed through or under the gate and taken matters into her own hands. And the adoption is done. Brisket was carefully checking on the calf as we hauled feed in to her. The calf finished nursing and toddled about hopping and playing for a few minutes before nestling down next to her new mama to sleep.
There is lots of sickness to be picked up in a sale barn and it is stressful for a calf to change homes like that. If we can keep her healthy and if Brisket keeps accepting her like this it might be a done deal.
My daughter has named the teeny tiny calf Fatty. Because she has a sense of humor.